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Ask Tom ®, general ?'s
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Ask Tom ®, general ?'s
Twisted Tom Sun Oct 24, 2010 9:03 pm
Dear friends, do you ever have something that you'd like to ask but not sure of whom to ask? Well, you can Ask Tom ® !
Decades of life experience including wearing woodland camouflage ✪, an A.S. degree ☤, a few miles on motorbikes with no tickets/incidents, and pissing off countless girls/women ♥ make Tom highly qualified!
Decades of life experience including wearing woodland camouflage ✪, an A.S. degree ☤, a few miles on motorbikes with no tickets/incidents, and pissing off countless girls/women ♥ make Tom highly qualified!
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Re: Ask Tom ®, general ?'s
FrontBoy Sun Oct 24, 2010 10:03 pm
Tom,
Why did the Ants decide to move into my laptop yesterday
And why are they gone today
Why did the Ants decide to move into my laptop yesterday
And why are they gone today
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Re: Ask Tom ®, general ?'s
Twisted Kitty Sun Oct 24, 2010 10:18 pm
Tom,
why does one need to learn angebra?
why does my tiny kitty hate my big kitty?
how come on my old ghetto chatterbox the light came on when it was charging, and on my new fancy one i have no charging indicator?
why if i put a giant bowl of dry kitty food and a small bowl of the dry for big kitty, do all three only eat out of the small bowl?
why does a negitive plus a negitive = a positive?
ill think of more later, have fun!
why does one need to learn angebra?
why does my tiny kitty hate my big kitty?
how come on my old ghetto chatterbox the light came on when it was charging, and on my new fancy one i have no charging indicator?
why if i put a giant bowl of dry kitty food and a small bowl of the dry for big kitty, do all three only eat out of the small bowl?
why does a negitive plus a negitive = a positive?
ill think of more later, have fun!
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Location : Aliso Viejo
Re: Ask Tom ®, general ?'s
TwistedFingers Sun Oct 24, 2010 11:03 pm
Why do they mix up a thing with the same nickname for the cat? Do they both purrrrrrrrrr? 
Last edited by TwistedFingers on Sun Oct 24, 2010 11:08 pm; edited 1 time in total
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Re: Ask Tom ®, general ?'s
Twisted Kitty Sun Oct 24, 2010 11:04 pm
TwistedFingers wrote:Where is Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu?
good question!!!
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Twisted Kitty Sun Oct 24, 2010 11:05 pm
tom
hows come i cant give Reputation points?
hows come i cant give Reputation points?
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Twisted Tom Mon Oct 25, 2010 12:05 am
FrontBoy wrote:Tom,
Why did the Ants decide to move into my laptop yesterday
And why are they gone today
Ants are idiots. They eat soap like it's the greatest thing ever.
After all the cookie crumbs and soap bits were gone from inside the keyboard, they got hungry and moved out.
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Twisted Tom Mon Oct 25, 2010 12:19 am
Twisted Kitty wrote:Tom,
why does one need to learn angebra?
because algebra is considered basic math and it's one of the things we college graduates never use on a daily basis
why does my tiny kitty hate my big kitty?
she's a young pussy, envious of the head pussy of the household
how come on my old ghetto chatterbox the light came on when it was charging, and on my new fancy one i have no charging indicator?
that's one of the many fails from Chatter!box. their products don't share the same charging plugin/jack.
why if i put a giant bowl of dry kitty food and a small bowl of the dry for big kitty, do all three only eat out of the small bowl?
cats are assholes. you're wasting time and money on the wet cat fud, just give them the dry stuff
why does a negitive plus a negitive = a positive?
a negative plus a negative is still a negative, blondie.
(-3) + (-5) = (-8 )
however, a negative times a negative is a positive
(-6) x (-3) = (+18)
ill think of more later, have fun!
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Re: Ask Tom ®, general ?'s
Twisted Kitty Mon Oct 25, 2010 12:26 am
[quote="Twisted Tom"]
thats what i ment, a negitive times a negitive = a positive
tom
why did you not know what i was trying to type?
Twisted Kitty wrote:Tom,
however, a negative times a negative is a positive
(-6) x (-3) = (+18)[/color]
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thats what i ment, a negitive times a negitive = a positive
tom
why did you not know what i was trying to type?
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Twisted Tom Mon Oct 25, 2010 12:31 am
TwistedFingers wrote:Why do they mix up a thing with the same nickname for the cat? Do they both purrrrrrrrrr?
yes! as explained by penthouse or one of those fine publications years ago, the term originated back hundreds of years. some would claim to be from German term, what the hell.... it's raining outside...., oh, German term vulva but I like the theory that some horny English king was orally pleasuring a mistress when a feline cat screeched by. the king asked what the heck was that and the woman replied, my pussy!
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Twisted Tom Mon Oct 25, 2010 12:34 am
Twisted Kitty wrote:tom
hows come i cant give Reputation points?
Because reputation points are not for you nor I to give, which may be a good thing (unlike that other forum). I don't believe in mob mentality where everyone -'s a person or some tramp collects points because it "adds credibility" to posts.
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Re: Ask Tom ®, general ?'s
Twisted Tom Mon Oct 25, 2010 12:35 am
[quote="Twisted Kitty"][quote="Twisted Tom"]
Tom knew.
Twisted Kitty wrote:Tom,
thats what i ment, a negitive times a negitive = a positive
tom
why did you not know what i was trying to type?
Tom knew.
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Re: Ask Tom ®, general ?'s
Twisted Kitty Mon Oct 25, 2010 12:42 am
[quote="Twisted Tom"][quote="Twisted Kitty"]
Then why did you choose to call out said kitty and make her look blond?
Twisted Tom wrote:Twisted Kitty wrote:Tom,
thats what i ment, a negitive times a negitive = a positive
tom
why did you not know what i was trying to type?
Tom knew.
Then why did you choose to call out said kitty and make her look blond?
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Twisted Tom Mon Oct 25, 2010 12:49 am
Twisted Kitty wrote:
Then why did you choose to call out said kitty and make her look blond?
This is not a philosophical discussion nor am I your b/f
(meaning, you ain't picking no fight with me over this!)Tom wins.
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